charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via dontcarlos)

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via jacksloveislikewar)

religiousmom:

The only joke my mom ever made was me

(via jacksloveislikewar)

  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill
  • Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
  • Friends: Don't forget to socialize
  • Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
  • Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
  • Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
  • Society: Don't forget to be perfect
  • Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
  • Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

starllex:

when someone tries to make fun of you and you diss them back with something good

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(via qayryoak)

yasgawd:

i don’t care how a child is dressed or how mature their body is, they are a CHILD and they don’t need to be sexualized. thanks

(via morganwritesthings)